Cold Slither’s Holiday Hit: “Cobra Claws Are Coming To Town”
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A Festive Return
Just in time for the holiday season, the GI Joe-themed metal band Cold Slither has released their latest jingle, “Cobra Claws Are Coming To Town.” This festive track is set to ignite both holiday cheer and heavy metal enthusiasm.
Meet the Band
Cold Slither boasts an impressive lineup featuring:
- Gus Rios (Exhumed)
- Matt Harvey (Exhumed, Gruesome)
- Ross Sewage (Exhumed, Ghoul)
- Andy Selway (KMFDM)
The song is presented by Phoenix Music in collaboration with Hasbro, enhancing its connection to the beloved GI Joe franchise.
Behind the Scenes
The music video, produced by Ross Sewage (aka Torch), encapsulates the holiday spirit while inviting fans to headbang and engage with their favorite action figures.
Band Members’ Take on the Song
In their own words, the band humorously describes their holiday endeavor:
“Well… Along with the persistent pestering by Torch and Ripper, Cobra Commander now has a new scheme to ensnare the masses with a … ugh … Christmas song.” – Zartan
“All’s I wanted for Xmas was to see the USS Flagg sink like a stone into the briny deep—well, that and maybe a new piledriver, but instead, the boss wanted us to sing a Christmas song, of all things! Then I thought, who am I to refuse our legions of screaming fans a little ‘oliday brainwa- er ‘eadbanging!” – Ripper
“It’s a bloomin’ treat to once again show the yobbos why we’re the best heavy metal band in the world!! Bludgers thought we was washed up, but we put out the best album of 2025! Didn’t think we could nail a Chrissie song, and we turn in a bloody ripper! And wait till you read the lyrics!! Least, I’ve heard they’re good. Reading ain’t me strong suit.” – Torch
“Ehh, he’s not really a Joe guy like us. Maybe just something like ‘I likes me choo choo train… And me chainsaw too!’ Ross, is that what you have him playing at the beginning of the video?” – Buzzer
Get Your Copy
Fans can grab their album through various platforms, ensuring they don’t miss out on this holiday-themed metal masterpiece.
Conclusion
Cold Slither’s “Cobra Claws Are Coming To Town” is not just a holiday song; it’s a unique blend of festive cheer and heavy metal that pays homage to the iconic GI Joe universe. With a talented lineup and a fun approach to the holiday season, the band proves that they are back and ready to rock.
FAQs
What is Cold Slither?
Cold Slither is a GI Joe-themed metal band featuring members from well-known metal acts like Exhumed and KMFDM.
What is the new song about?
The song “Cobra Claws Are Coming To Town” humorously blends Christmas themes with references to the GI Joe universe.
Who produced the music video?
The music video was produced by Ross Sewage, also known as Torch.
Where can I listen to their music?
You can find Cold Slither’s music on various streaming platforms and purchase their album online.
