Liquid Death Unveils Limited-Edition Iced Tea Cans Infused with Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA
Liquid Death, the brand famous for its edgy take on bottled water, is making waves once again with a unique offering: limited-edition iced tea cans containing the DNA of legendary rock icon Ozzy Osbourne. This audacious product allows fans a chance to attempt to clone the Prince of Darkness himself.
Introducing “Infinite Ozzy”
Liquid Death has expanded its product line beyond the popular canned water to include sparkling water, iced teas, and powdered electrolyte drink mixes. Today, the company announced the launch of “Infinite Ozzy,” a special batch of iced tea that has been consumed by Osbourne, thereby containing his actual DNA. Only ten cans are available, each sealed to preserve the precious genetic material for fans who might want to embark on the journey of cloning the rock star, at least once laws allow it.
In a cheeky remark, Osbourne encouraged fans with the phrase, “Clone me, you bastards.” The cans are not only a novelty but also come with the added value of Osbourne’s autograph, making them a one-of-a-kind collectible for any fan of the rock legend. Priced at $450 each on Liquid Death’s website, these cans are sure to fly off the shelves.
How to Get Your Hands on One
With only a limited quantity available, interested buyers are urged to act quickly to secure their own piece of rock history. A trailer showcasing the exciting possibilities of cloning Ozzy has also been released, providing fans with a glimpse into the fun and potential of creating their own version of the iconic musician.
The Science Behind Ozzy’s Unique Traits
Ozzy Osbourne: A ‘Genetic Mutant’
In 2019, researcher Bill Sullivan released a book titled Pleased to Meet Me: Genes, Germs, and the Curious Forces That Make Us Who We Are, where he notably referred to Osbourne as a “genetic mutant.” Sullivan’s research indicates that Osbourne possesses a rare mutation that enables him to consume substantial amounts of alcohol, alongside various genetic traits that predispose him to substance dependency. This intriguing scientific background raises the question of whether Osbourne’s unique genetics can indeed be replicated through his Liquid Death iced tea.
The Prince of Darkness’ Final Performance
The announcement of the DNA-infused iced tea coincides with an emotional moment for Ozzy fans: his last-ever public performance. Scheduled for July 5, Osbourne will take the stage to showcase his solo material and join his Black Sabbath bandmates for a farewell concert titled “Back to the Beginning” at Villa Park in Birmingham, England.
Conclusion
Liquid Death’s bold move to sell iced tea cans containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA is a testament to the brand’s commitment to creativity and its understanding of its fanbase. With only a handful of these collectible cans available, it presents a unique opportunity for fans to own a piece of musical history while also engaging in the whimsical idea of cloning the legendary rocker. Whether or not such cloning becomes a reality, the “Infinite Ozzy” cans are sure to be a hot commodity for collectors and fans alike.
FAQs
How much do the “Infinite Ozzy” cans cost?
The limited-edition iced tea cans are priced at $450 each.
How many cans are available for purchase?
Only ten cans of “Infinite Ozzy” are available, making them a rare collectible.
What kind of tea is included in the cans?
The specific flavor of the iced tea has not been disclosed, but it is part of Liquid Death’s iced tea product line.
When is Ozzy Osbourne’s last public performance?
Ozzy Osbourne’s final public performance is scheduled for July 5 at Villa Park in Birmingham, England.
What are the potential uses for the DNA in the cans?
While the idea of cloning is presented humorously, the actual scientific feasibility of cloning a human is currently limited and subject to ethical and legal considerations.
