RNN EXCLUSIVE
Farrell is out as of late, so a standard interviewer shall be at the scene as of late.
Breaking information! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been out and about just lately and has been appearing like his previous self in recent years. Johnson just lately walked right into a Starbucks and the sparks began to fly.
“After all….The Rock had come again to STAR-BUCKS!”
Cashier: OMG, have you learnt who you might be?!!
Johnson: Sure, I do know. Take my order, Jabroni.
Cashier: In an instant Rock..what would love? It could my excitement serving you.
Johnson: Cappuccino with some whipped cream at the facet…a number of it.
Cashier: In an instant, Rock. Can I’ve an image with you?
Johnson: Oh your so great, I want I had introduced some pie for you darling. Let you know what, I’m going to take an image in case you inform me your title.
Cashier: It is Jen-
Johnson: “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!”
Johnson will get the cappuccino and walks out with out even paying a dime after which the Rock is noticed in Arizona on the soccer box the place Wrestlemania XXVI shall be held. Johnson is noticed popping out of a taxi, however he is not by myself.
Johnson: Hurry up, I am overdue.
Children (Crying): I wanna cross to to WITCH MOUNTAIN!
Johnson: Only a 2nd, I’ve to get my tools out of the stadium, I’ve a Sport Plan you recognize.
We just lately interviewed Dwayne Johnson and hypothesis positive used to be heavy. We do not know a rattling factor about wrestling, so we were given any other wrestler to lend a hand us after we wondered the Rock about wrestling.
Interviewer: How used to be your revel in on the Oscars?
Johnson: It used to be nice. I laughed, mingled slightly, informed a few folks to grasp their position…the great things.
Interviewer: Hugh Jackman used to be the host and he mentioned you and he had slightly the dialog.
Johnson: Sure we did. I used to be chuckling and so used to be he. Halle Berry dropped out as being Typhoon within the X-Males movies so we had been speaking about me taking her position.
Interviewer: You as Typhoon? That is —
Johnson: Let me end, Jabroni. Anyway I had a good time with Jackman and I informed him to come back right down to the Smackdown Lodge, so we will be able to take a seat again and whoop some sweet asses. I do know he can brawl, He is Wolverine, that furry bastard.
Interviewer: We noticed Heath Ledger win a posthumous award for very best supporting actor in The Darkish Knight, what are your ideas?
Johnson: To start with, let that guy leisure in peace. I’ve heaps of admire for him and he gave a stellar efficiency, however I feel I will have to have received that.
Interviewer: For what? ….Doom?!
Johnson: No roody poo, the Rock gave a efficiency wherein he used to be Strolling Tall, I am speaking about my supporting actor position on Hannah Montana.
Interviewer: “Hannah Monatana?!” You do know that you just had been a visitor on a tele–
Johnson: Did not your momma ever inform you to to have manners? Do not disrupt (pauses for a 2nd) “THE GREAT ONE!”
Interviewer: K…How about your giant go back? It’s been rumored and the fanatics wish to know.
Johnson (smiling): The Rock’s fanatics wish to know. I used to be in Orlando ultimate 12 months, however could not make the travel. My present film, “Race to Witch Mountain” which can win very best film on the Golden Globes, held me again from taking part this 12 months.
Interviewer: Golden Globes? Possibly you imply……
Johnson (slaps interviewer): “KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!” Anyway I can be there subsequent 12 months. I perceive it’s going to be at the West Coast this time. The elements is sizzling over there so I’m going to carry my sunglasses.
Interviewer: Your again! There was talks of you and HBK–
Johnson: “He is within the mouse membership too?!”
Interviewer: “I do not get it, that is Wrestlemania XXVI, we are speaking about proper?”
Johnson: “Psshhh HECK NO! After all THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO DIS-NEY LAND!”
John Cena (mumbles): Sellout
John Cena used to be the particular wrestler selected to lend a hand out with the wrestling questions, however he does not appear too glad.
Johnson: Your simply jealous that “The Marine” did not get any awards. I’m going to inform you what you will not get any awards for 12 Monkey Rounds Jabroni!”
John Cena: (crying): “I LOVE THIS BUSINESS! I WOULD NEVER EVER WALK AWAY LIKE YOU DID! ALL OF THESE FANS ARE IN THE CHAINGANG AND WE’RE COMING AFTER YOU!”
Johnson: Loosen up good friend, I’m going to come up with a shout out on the Nickelodeon Children Selection Awards.
John Cena (snot coming down his nostril): You’ll run….I’m going to catch you. You’ll conceal…I’m going to to find you. We can meet once more.
Cena grabs one of the vital tech males and offers him an F-U (Beep! PG Score)…Perspective Adjuster. Cena makes a trail for the Rock who’s taken away by way of Disney executives.
Johnson: “I can whip your sweet ass!”
Johnson yells at Cena as he’s taken away to proceed filming for Witch Mountain. This concludes any other RNN tale, extra information will grow to be to be had if wanted.
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