That includes long term contributors of Def Leppard and LA Weapons, cult early 80s glam rockers Ladies had been loved by way of contributors of everybody from Hanoi Rocks to Pearl Jam. In 2006, Vintage Rock talked to former contributors Phil Lewis, Phil Collen and Gerry Laffy about the upward thrust and fall of the best British rock band you’ve almost definitely by no means heard.
Despite the fact that it might spell their downfall and in the end their dying, Woman broke almost about each rule within the e book throughout a feisty five-year run within the overdue 70s and eary 80s, dressed in makeup and baiting their critics with an air of flamboyant cockiness.
The London band were described as ‘how the New York Dolls would have sounded in the event that they’d realized to play’ and ‘like Duran Duran however with testosterone’, and either one of the ones hang water. Apparently, then again, Woman’s tune won complete popularity posthumously, after some ex-members discovered stardom in Def Leppard (guitarist Phil Collen) and L.A. Weapons (singer Phil Lewis).
With their airs and graces and provocative perspective, Woman had been years forward in their time. “At the moment I are living in The united states, the place everybody’s totally obsessive about famous person,” says Phil Collen. “If Woman had been beginning once more there now, everybody would fucking love us.”
The seeds of Woman had been sewn in 1978, when Philip Lewis met guitarist Gerry Laffy. The previous used to be taking part in a rock superstar persona in a perimeter theatre manufacturing.
“Phil and I had been extraordinarily intoxicated in Amsterdam, and made up our minds it’d be an ideal thought to grow to be rock stars ourselves,” Laffy remembers. “It used to be that naïve.”
Finished by way of Gerry’s brother Simon on bass, the peroxide-maned Collen and drummer Dave Gaynor, the gang followed a glamorous symbol to counterpoint their female title.
“There used to be such a lot terrible heavy steel stuff round,” Collen grimaces, “so we got down to replicate the open-minded coolness of bands like The New York Dolls who we revered.”
Despite the fact that Gerry Laffy defiantly states that “we knew that we’d disenchanted numerous other folks however we didn’t give a shit”, Woman nonetheless dispute the belief that they had been boastful and aloof proper from the first actual pout in their occupation.
“We didn’t set out in any respect to be cocky,” Collen says. “All we would have liked used to be to be other. And the extra that individuals didn’t perceive or recognize what we had been looking to do, the extra we felt the want to antagonise them and piss them off.”
“Till Phil Collen joined, we almost definitely didn’t have an excessive amount of skill,” Lewis provides. “We liked the band Japan, however they had been too artsy; we would have liked to be a little bit chunkier.”

It didn’t take the media too lengthy to pick out up on the truth that Lewis used to be courting Britt Ekland, the previous spouse of comedian icon Peter Dealers and rock icon Rod Stewart, and a celeb of such blockbuster movies as Get Carter, The Guy With The Golden Gun and The Wicker Guy. The band overjoyed in elevating hackles nonetheless additional when, throughout an early Britain membership excursion, they borrowed a white Silver Cloud Rolls-Royce and an Aston Martin to ferry them from gig to gig.
“A chum owned a fantastically minimize guy’s mink coat – price almost definitely $20,000 – and Philip [Lewis] loaned it for a photograph consultation, simply to wind other folks up,” Gerry Laffy recalls. “The remainder of us weren’t rather as much as that degree of planned intimidation, however Philip certainly used to be.”
Mere months later a self-financed promo video used to be shot. However it used to be a possibility assembly at a birthday party hosted by way of Jet Information boss and trade mover and shaker Don Arden that result in Woman signing a document contract. “The hearsay that Britt were given us a deal is whole garbage,” Gerry Laffy says. “We already had video, and we used it to blag ourselves directly to Jet Information.”
In October 1979 Jet unveiled Woman’s debut unmarried. A transparent vinyl 45 with the similar track, My Quantity, on either side, it retailed for simply 55p. Every other unmarried, Hollywood Tease, entered the Most sensible 50, shopping the band spots on Most sensible Of The Pops, The Previous Gray Whistle Take a look at and Saturday morning knockabout children’ display Tiswas.
Whilst recording their debut album, Sheer Greed, some particular visitors joined Woman within the studio. “After we did the backing vocals, Alex Harvey used to be on one facet of me, and Gary Holton [of The Heavy Metal Kids] at the different,” Lewis grins. “Phil Lynott used to be putting round with us too.”
Vintage Rock’s Geoff Barton, then of Sounds mag, known as the album “shocking”, however added the disclaimer: “The one hassle [is] that Woman realize it.”
Every other supply of inflammation used to be that Lewis’s courting with Ekland nonetheless overshadowed the band’s tune. “For a 19-year-old, going out with a superstar like Britt Ekland used to be an improbable training,” Lewis says. “It opened numerous doorways for us, however the consideration used to be disturbing.”
On paper, a excursion with hard-boozing macho males UFO wasn’t the likeliest of pairings, however the two bands bonded abruptly throughout an intensive Eu trek that integrated 4 sold-out displays at London’s Hammersmith Odeon.

“[UFO bassist] Pete Manner instructed us: ‘Tonka [Chapman, UFO guitarist] truly likes sharks’ heads in his mattress,’ pointed us within the course of the kitchen and gave us Chapman’s room key,” Gerry Laffy guffaws. “Or he’d say: ‘He loves being woken up at 4am with a hearth extinguisher in his face.’ And since we had been so inexperienced we’d consider him.”
“Something I’ll by no means disregard is that Tonka hated toll road meals, so he introduced a tenting range and cooked stews in his room,” Lewis provides. “One night time he’d taken one thing or different, fell asleep and virtually burned the resort down. They needed to damage down the door.”
After a co-headlining excursion with the Pat Travers Band, Woman introduced 34 displays of their very own in venues like West Runton Pavilion, Redcar’s Coatham Bowl and the Norbreck Fort in Blackpool. Surprisingly for the time, they had been met with little in the way in which of aggression on account of their effete glance.
“Most of the people didn’t know whether or not to kick us or kiss us,” Collen grins, whilst Gerry Laffy observes: “As soon as, in Port Talbot, I needed to take down a man that sprayed hair lacquer in my face, and anyone else used to be hit popping out of Sheffield Town Corridor. However it used to be by no means us that were given battered.”
Woman had been pelted with missiles once they performed 1980’s Studying Pageant, however survived with delight and limbs intact. And in spite of being invited for my part by way of Paul Stanley to open for Kiss at the following month’s UK excursion, Woman had been coated in spit at Bingley Corridor in Stafford.
Woman’s debut album Sheer Greed used to be a top-five hit within the A ways East, however the band spent a lot of 1981 both feuding with Jet Information or running within the studio. New songs like In a single day Angel, Via The Twilight and McKitty’s Again confirmed actual creative expansion, and Jet persuaded Woman to ease off at the preening.
“I believed converting our entire shtick used to be silly. However by way of then copious quantities of inexpensive Persian heroin had been concerned, so I didn’t argue an excessive amount of,” Lewis admits.
Simply as Woman’s enchantment used to be broadening, they made a major error once they fell out with Jet supremo Don Arden – some of the intimidating males within the tune trade – by way of declining his be offering of control, along with already being signed to Arden’s label and publishing corporate.
“Don used to be a deadly man however he by no means scared us,” Laffy insists. “He handled us smartly till we mentioned we didn’t need him to control us. When that came about he took us off an American excursion with Ozzy and UFO and gave the outlet spot to Def Leppard as an alternative. For us it used to be a large mistake.”
Woman nonetheless handle that Arden exacted his revenge by way of “sabotaging” their subsequent album, Wasted Formative years. That they had produced it themselves, however to their chagrin Arden demanded that Nigel Thomas remixed it.
“Nigel’s now lifeless so he can’t protect himself, however we labored our asses off on that album and he totally fucked it up,” Gerry Laffy fumes.
While the debut had long past Most sensible 40, 1982’s Wasted Formative years stalled at No.92 in the United Kingdom. They opened for Ozzy Osbourne on a trek that used to be pulled after 5 displays because of the headliner’s exhaustion. Their very own displays had been eventful one instance Woman drew 1,200 fanatics into London’s Marquee membership – two times its professional capability. When reminded that individuals corresponding to Ritchie Blackmore, Phil Lynott, Queen’s Roger Taylor and Michael Schenker all went to Woman’s gigs, Gerry Laffy remarks with a instantly face: “They weren’t there as a result of Woman used to be cool, they only sought after to poach our pussy.”
With their self-produced 3rd album, Killing Time, most commonly within the can, Collen declined an be offering from Iron Maiden to switch the departing Dennis Stratton. On the time, then again, neither Collen nor someone else knew that Killing Time wouldn’t get a liberate till 15 years later, after a all of a sudden coming near break up. However by the point Def Leppard had been searching for a substitute for soon-to-depart guitarist Pete Willis in the summertime, issues had been other, family members with Jet having damaged down irretrievably .
“I used to be by no means a large fan of steel, so becoming a member of Maiden didn’t pastime me,” Collen explains of his amicable departure from Woman to enroll in Leppard in 1982. “Leppard used to be totally other, as a result of they had been an Americanised band that did actual songs, and I truly liked Van Halen.”
“Woman had been doomed, and a phenomenal musician like Phil [Collen] didn’t need to be in the sort of quagmire,” Gerry Laffy says of his ex-bandmate leaving for pastures new. “Philip [Lewis] and I actively discouraged him from accepting the Iron Maiden be offering. And when the Leppard guys got here to test him out at our gig on the Zig Zag membership [in west London] we knew rattling smartly what their objective used to be. No person objected in the slightest degree.”

With new guitarist Pete Bonus in for the departed Collen, Woman returned to Japan and the A ways East in December 1982. However issues weren’t the similar, and a proper break up used to be introduced weeks later. Unfortunately, it sort of feels a quite a gray finish for the sort of vibrant band.
“Now not truly,” Gerry Laffy counters. “Phil Lewis and I had wallet filled with $16,000 in $100 expenses, as a result of we had been excursion managing the band and there have been 8,000 children in entrance folks in Bangkok. We even brought about a rebellion on the airport coming house. Isn’t that completing with a bang?”
Each Collen and Lewis are nonetheless ceaselessly requested by way of fanatics to autograph Woman memorabilia whilst traveling with Leppard and L.A. Weapons respectively. The similar is correct of Gerry Laffy when he gigged widely with ex-Duran Duran bassist John Taylor. Woman’s My Quantity has emerged as as a favorite track of artists as various as Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready, Hanoi Rocks and hair-metallers Lillian Awl.
But apparently, given Woman’s enduring cult standing, the title hasn’t been revived, even if the Laffy brothers did paintings in combination once more within the band Sheer Greed, whose 1992 album Chic To The Ridiculous featured visitor spots from Collen and Lewis. And Collen and Simon Laffy additionally labored in combination once more, in Guy-Raze, along side former Intercourse Pistols drummer Paul Prepare dinner. Not one of the 4 ex-Woman males believes a reunion is conceivable, then again.
“If you happen to’re an artist then you will have one thing to mention, and for those who haven’t then simply fuck off,” Collen provides. “We had been all at the identical web page again then, however to check out and recreate it once more now can be just a little tragic.”
“Every so often my lip didn’t all the time lend a hand us, however I be offering no apologies for anything else Woman mentioned or did,” Lewis says. “I didn’t need us to be some second-division band. It used to be superstardom or not anything.”
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